Well, today somebody tried to rob me and a friend of mine when we were heading for school. I dude in a white hooded jacket ran up to us from behind and grabbed my friend's wrist, telling him to stop. I knew right away that something was up, but didn't run to not abandon him. He asked him for his cellphone, he said no...
This sums up the conversation between my friend and the guy:
"Dude, I have a gun and am not gonna doubt shooting you with it"
(Note, he never showed a gun...)
"Are you kidding me? It's 2 against 1, you can't win"
"Dude I'm telling you, I'm not kidding."
"I don't have it."
"Then what's that?"
(He pointed to my friend's pocket, where he had his cellphone, it pretty big so you could probably guess how easy it was to notice.)
Continuing...
"It's my money..."(Lie)
"I don't want your money, I want your cellphone."
"I don't have it."
(Then he turned to me. I was observing the whole thing, thinking of what to do. To tell you the truth, I wasn't really scared, just very sturdy and ready for anything...)
"What about you?"
(I put on a very scared and sincere face and said I didn't have mine either, but it was actually in my backpack. He turned back to my friend and started to threaten him again with his "Gun".
He then said to him, "You'll see" and left.
We went straight for school after that.
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the LAW when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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